O Canada: Tolerance Eh?

Canada is batshit crazy. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and the rest of Canada have flung themselves into the arms of insanity all for a little social justice love. I’m not sure if it’s gotten so cold in Canada that people have lost their minds or if they just have always been this way.

Allow me to explain. Canada’s supreme court recently ruled that people in Canada, mainly Canadian citizens, although I’m sure this will be great for the tourism industry, can now legally have sex with animals. Breitbart had the following to say:

“In a quixotic ruling, the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters wasn’t guilty of “bestiality.” The man reportedly, “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.”
The convicted man took his case to the Canadian Supreme Court, demanding that the bestiality charge be nullified. In the end, the court agreed.
As a result of the rape case, the court ruled 7 to 1 that humans having sexual contact with animals is OK if there is no “penetration” involved in the act.”


So you’re telling me only one person voted no? The rest were super on board with kids getting videotaped by a rapist who ended up winning a legal battle? You must be joking. Citizens of Enumclaw Washington rejoice, you have a place to vacation again.  But if you’re feeling, shall we say, a little hoarse, thats probably a good thing because the Canadian government isn’t a fan of you speaking loudly or having an opinion either.

PM Justin Trudeau has created a new movement to jail people who speak out against transgender people…persons…men…women, whatever you would call it. Spoiler alert, Canada doesn’t like free speech. Speech in Canada is illegal if it…

“uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, or displays any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening, abusive or insulting, within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress thereby.”

I’m a little distressed by your desire to suckle on the social justice teat. Don’t insult me, you might get thrown into jail. I’m sure this always works both ways, if you insult a conservative Canadian you’ll receive the same treatment. I’m sure. But, it seems that the left always gets a little more…ahem…butthurt when you start mentioning things you don’t agree with. And this incredible tolerance for animal fellatio, and not saying a bad word about someone like Caitlyn Jenner has led me to believe that Canada has lost their mind. This isn’t a slippery slope, Canada has fallen off a cliff.

For what it’s worth, I still like maple syrup, the rapper Drake, and Canada Dry Soda. But I prefer my animals in a barn, not my bed, and opinions said loudly whilst not sitting in a jail cell. So while the rest of the world bows down to ridiculous ideology, a loss of any moral compass, and an inability to understand reality I’ll just be over here standing by my opinion and giving the middle finger to any whacko who thinks I should worship at the idol of tolerance.



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